- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[mantlepieces]

yeah right. Im not some psycho that needs a shrink

[slightlyoffchilt]

I would not be so flippant in your diagnosis to suggest that, Reggie, no. But therapy is not limited to psychopaths.

[mantlepieces]

whatever that wasnt my point

besides thats probably a conflict of interest or something since I work for u, right

[slightlyoffchilt]

As does Abduxel. But he does not seem to mind the attention.

[mantlepieces]

yeah well of course he doesnt

he's a demon he can probably use all the help he can get

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are engaging in projection.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And he easily finds willing helpers.

Doesn't he, Reggie?

[mantlepieces]

I wouldnt know

maybe

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[slightlyoffchilt]

As if you haven't planned out some elaborate boys night. It would hurt you dearly.

[slightlyoffchilt]

No need to play coy.

You and I will have to talk about this later, in person. "This" being your sudden behavioral pattern.

[mantlepieces]

what sudden behavioral pattern?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Do you delight in making me type it out? Your sexual appetite.]

[He had, in their span of textual conversation, promised Will Graham that he would take some responsibility of Reggie.]

[mantlepieces]

[ Oh. Great. ]

let's not

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[textualhealing]

Thing is I can just as easily have this boys night with someone else. Someone like Will. If you're gonna be a dick about things, Fred, I got options.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

First off all, are we officially establishing that I am ahead of Will Graham on your friendly hierarchy? I want you to say it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have already committed myself to the minimal amount of effort.

[mantlepieces]

really, I'm good

we can skip it

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[textualhealing]

Friend hierarchy? You really want to play favorites, Fred? I think you'll be sorely disappointed.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Nothing to find disappointing about being number one.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I will be sure to schedule something mandatory.

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[textualhealing]

You're not number one.
Boys nights are practically a daily occurrence for me and Will.

[Which may be a slight exaggeration but living with a dude opens up a lot of chances to watch trashy TV together!]

And you know how Will makes friends? He actually gives a shit.

[mantlepieces]

I dont get why ur still torturing me

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Shame that goes only one way, isn't it? Does Will know?

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[textualhealing]

I can't tell if you're more jealous of me or him. Who are you even trying to win over here?

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[slightlyoffchilt]

This is why you're not the psychiatrist. It isn't jealousy, Jeff. Care to try again?