- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

Voice

[larker]

[Not too often one gets to turn it on a psychiatrist.]

Why? And do you often try to get on people's good sides by hitting on them?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely hitting on you would involve more direction? More flattery -- or maybe, more action. You seem like the individual who values action over words.

Voice

[larker]

The whole "grease something else" part was definitely dodgy. Or are you now offering to actually jump me? Should I be worried, Chilton? What are you trying to communicate here?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

This is not about me. We're discussing you and your disdain for authority, coupled with a few other personality. Quirks.

voice

[larker]

Wow, touchy touchy. Fine. I mean I found what I needed to know anyway. All I wanted to do was eat some deep fried stuff. Now all of a sudden I have disdain for authority and probably about five other people living in my head. I'm a simple being really.

[selfequipped]

I'll be signing on as a defense attorney's PI.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Quite lawful good of you.

[oh my god he's a huge nerd]

[selfequipped]

[Wait, where has she heard that before?

Kate is a normal person, Chilton.

Oh, right:]

... Do you do that tabletop thing, too?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Uhh.

[He's a nerddd.]

No, I do not.

[selfequipped]

This is unexpected.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You do not have to take such evident glee in this so-called unexpected... Thing.

[selfequipped]

You're a nerd. Some of my favorite people are nerds, but you weren't going to make that list anytime soon.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are we resorting to classification now?

[Says the man who classifies people for a living.]

[selfequipped]

I thought you were trying to push me toward the classification thing.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Maybe from another angle.

voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

I highly doubt that you are a simple being -- but we won't delve too deeply. Today. Perhaps another time.

Though I wouldn't laugh off dissociative identity disorder so soon.

[Is he joking?? Maybe...]

[slightlyoffchilt]

There's always another day, of course. I imagine we're both here for quite the while, and I wouldn't be surprised if people began to find the duration, ahh, even more stressful.

voice

[larker]

Oh if only you knew.

I gotta go, the siren call of bad life choices is calling me. Later, doc.

[selfequipped]

The Chilton-less angle, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Sounds like an unappealing angle, now that you mention it.

[selfequipped]

Yeah, we really shouldn't talk about Chiltons. It's just that Chilton's got the advantage of talking about everyone else.

Professional curiosity, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you being intentionally cute, speaking about me to me with a generous plural usage?

I ask because of professional curiosity.

[selfequipped]

I'm always cute.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is that what your friend tells you?

[selfequipped]

Did I give you the impression that I needed reassurance about such things?