[ His head jerks back, the flinch of his eyes one of chained indignation. Son of a bitch, is he hearing this right? ]

I know exactly what you do for a living. You whore out people's personal problems at a good ol' hourly rate when you aren't also assraping cop's careers. But he's not your patient, and neither am I. Just because he has your panties all twisted doesn't mean you got any excuse to create problems where there aren't.