- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Because you're my patient.

[inmyothertights]

Well, that's definitely better as an answer than "because you're the demiurge"

[slightlyoffchilt]

But not an answer you're satisfied with?

[inmyothertights]

Hey, no, it's a great answer!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I would say friend, Billy, but that's tricky territory.

[inmyothertights]

Is it because I pay you in money or because you and Kate still don't get along?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Legally, psychiatrists aren't friends with their patients. They can be friendly. They can't do hobbies together.

But one might argue that the typified legal definitions are limited in their dimensional encompassing.

[inmyothertights]

I don't think we share many hobbies. Are you into discovering the boundaries of where you magic might take you and staring out the window aimlessly for months at a time?

That last one, man.

Good times.

[NOT good times.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't believe you enjoy that, or that it's as much a hobby for you as it is a necessity. What do you do with your time? For fun.

[inmyothertights]

Well. Comics, TV, and movies, I like to engage in those things. And updating wikis on the internet.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I also like cinema and correcting misinformation on the internet. See, we have that in common.

[inmyothertights]

I think you like correcting misinformation in general.

[slightlyoffchilt]

It is a burden I must carry.

[inmyothertights]

You're so brave.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well. Someone has to counteract dear Freddie Lounds, I suppose.

[He still took that ironic compliment to heart.]

[inmyothertights]

Oh my god how can people like her have access to media??

[slightlyoffchilt]

She's fairly resourceful, and dogged. I have little doubt that a media ban would only inspire her more.

[inmyothertights]

Normally I find stubbornness kind of admirable.

[slightlyoffchilt]

In Lounds's defense, she can be admirable. At times.

[inmyothertights]

Not...really, no.

[slightlyoffchilt]

She has saved my life, once. I have to defend that much.

[inmyothertights]

Well, she's not Satan, I guess.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And let's hope he never ports in again. Hannibal Lecter, I mean.

[inmyothertights]

Hannibal? Wow.

What a name.

[slightlyoffchilt]

He lives up to it.

And the rhyme.