- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I certainly don't have any other plans. Will you keep the raccoon infestation away?

[textualhealing]

Eduardo and I kinda got a thing going on, so maybe I can ask him nice. But that might just mean they focus on you even more. You know how it is with raccoons; you tell them not to push the big red button, they're gonna push it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Children. I believe you are thinking of children.

And possibly defense lawyers.

[textualhealing]

And raccoons. I mean defense lawyers and raccoons do share some similarities tho. Probably why we all get on.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I stand by kudu, for you. But if you would rather take the parallel of a raccoon, I will not stand in the way of your identity.

[textualhealing]

Only the easy living, free spirited ones. Not the rifling through trash kind.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why deny part of yourself like this, Jeff? It will only hurt more in the long run.

And consequentially, it will run up my professional price.

[textualhealing]

No freebies? So much for mates rates.

[slightlyoffchilt]

We never really decided what benefits that "with benefits" would cover, did we?