- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm impressed, Abduxel. You went right for the throat.

[abduxel]

i do have teeth, even though i don't bring them out too often ;)

anyway, what's he like as a patient?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Highly codependent. Dorian appears to be his guiding motivation for a few crucial things.

Ah. Young (old?) love.

[abduxel]

gross.

what are you going to do about it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hope my patient will continue to exhibit an interest in SSRIs.

That might have a fascinating effect.

[abduxel]

what are those? is that like where they shock you to make you less crazy?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are like a time capsule of psychiatric misconduct.

No, they're selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. Chemicals.

[abduxel]

wow, I didn't know you were that kind of mad scientist. color me impressed

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are allowing your imagination to get the better of you. His consent is still required.

[abduxel]

you expect him to consent to chemical torture? I hadn't pegged him as that sort of masochist

[slightlyoffchilt]

It isn't necessarily torture. Side effects include weight gain, a lowered libido, nausea, diarrhea, and dry mouth.

[abduxel]

that's a pretty lame chemical, doc... you do know he's a vampire? want something more.... potent?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do, yes. I want to see how his brain interacts with a drug intended for human consumption. I don't want to potentially overdose him.

[abduxel]

[there's a fairly long pause because Abduxel finally decided to google "SSRI," having still been under the impression this was some sort of archaic torture.]

this is an antidepressant? that's what you want to give him? 1. it's medicine not a chemical 2. what a baby

[slightlyoffchilt]

All medicine is chemical. Surely you don't think it was a coincidence that a certain chemist we both know was scuttled into pharmaceutical work?

As for Tobias's status as a baby, I'm not at liberty to say.

[abduxel]

[Sorry Chilton, the basics go right over his head.]

i thought you were trying to poison him. like with chemicals

oh. i see ;)

[slightlyoffchilt]

I should have put a ban on communicating with those faces into your employee contract.

[abduxel]

♥

you'd miss it

[slightlyoffchilt]

That is a bold assumption.

Anyway, you won't be coming across Tobias. His sessions are, logically, in the evening.