- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[textualhealing]

Eh.
If I had a Raina back home I'd bone her, sure.

[That's what they meant, right?]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You cannot use my girlfriend to quantify your conquests.

[textualhealing]

I can and I just did.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're crossing swords again. Metaphorical swords.

[textualhealing]

We never crossed swords, Chilts. That was one of the rules.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I meant more in a dueling context.

[textualhealing]

Oh my bad. I misunderstood.

[As if.]

But srsly. If there was someone like that back home, you don't think you woulda heard about it by now?

[slightlyoffchilt]

From someone without severe repression issues? Naturally. But that isn't the case.

[textualhealing]

I don't have repression issues.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I thought we have moved beyond all the lies, Jeff

[textualhealing]

See your first mistake is trusting a lawyer. Your second mistake is trusting me. it's like the double whammy of trust issues.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is my third mistake forgiving you?

[textualhealing]

[Paaaaaaause.]

Idk. Do you forgive me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Clemency pending. You'd have to make it up to me.

[textualhealing]

Dare I ask?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Better to leave it a surprise. You like surprises, don't you?

[textualhealing]

Not really no. Especially not from you.
Doesn't sounds like I have a choice tho.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am highly unlikely to cede control, so take heart in your lack of choice.

[textualhealing]

You know I'll just take over again the second I get a chance. :)

[slightlyoffchilt]

A habit of yours that we will be sure to work on when you're ready for your next session.

Until then, Jeff.

[textualhealing]

Doesn't need working on, I've already perfected it.

[Because that's totally what Chilton meant, obviously.]

Later, Chilts. I'll probably keep to my Monday appointment. Probably.