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- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

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pass

Your loss.

I'm only trying to help you in the way I know best.

i don't need a shrink
try...weird in-law
instead

I am not the Uncle Fester to your thing with Will.

i'm not your patient

Maybe we ought to list what we are to each other, then. That might make it somewhat easier.

Or at least, comprehensible.

just not that

Why are you so disdainful of analysis? This is my foremost method of communication.

because we're not doctor and patient
why can't you talk to me like the weird relationship we are

I like structure, April. Defined structure. That lends credulity to our conversation.

life is chaos
it's not my life goal to make you comfy
talk to me like a person or go back to work

Do you have to grieve so cruelly?

i'm not grieving
you do that for dead people

Or for loss in general.

At least, normal people do.

there's no loss
he's coming back
and you're seriously the worst
i don't even know why i texted

Because you needed someone to make you feel something other than scared.

oh my god
it's like you want to be a human punching bag

How fortunate that I am not in the vicinity of your arguably smaller fists.

your ties are ugly

I ought to show you the entire collection.

i thought it was wrong
for shrinks to encourage suicide

I have ample experience with a negotiable clientele.

Not that such applies in this world, of course.

this is why i'm staying on the in-law category
not clientele

Must we have this conversation in the wake of Will's absence?

yeah
we can pick it up when he's back

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