- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

That. That is exactly what I mean by such analysis -- vitriolic, snide, enduring.

[heartlessglitch]

Is that a complaint, Doctor?
If you have issues with my attitude or behavior, perhaps you should speak to my therapist.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And give someone else an excuse to insinuate my instability?

[Oh. Whoops.]

-- I'll pass on that.

[heartlessglitch]

It is fascinating how simultaneously arrogant and insecure you are, Doctor.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That was not invitation to comment upon my personality.

[heartlessglitch]

Have I ever required an invitation?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Presumptuous. And -- possessive, aren't you? Perhaps it would interest you to know you aren't the only one prying into my psyche.

[heartlessglitch]

Are you trying to provoke my jealousy?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Will you use it to protect me, or will you let someone else cut me open?

Again.

[heartlessglitch]

You do not have to manipulate me into protecting you.
I have already chosen to do that of my own free will.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So are you currently enjoying a hiatus from the matter of my protection, or have we just not begun it yet? Are there papers to sign?

[heartlessglitch]

I do not need to be physically present to monitor you.
You are dealing with a very advanced machine, Doctor.
Or did you require someone to hold your hand as well?

[slightlyoffchilt]

She's trying to ruin my career, Danger!

[heartlessglitch]

Who is she?

[slightlyoffchilt]

She is Karla Sofen.

My therapist.

[heartlessglitch]

Your therapist.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Mandated, by my supervisor. I didn't want one, I don't require one -- she wouldn't sign my release papers.

[heartlessglitch]

Fascinating.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you -- you can't be angry with me about this? It's Gideon's fault!

[heartlessglitch]

I did tell you to take care of your mental health, did I not?
Now the situation is out of your control and therefore, my control.
While I have no doubt that a taste of your own medicine is overdue, I find it against my interests to have your therapist out to sabotage you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I wouldn't even be in this position if you had controlled your paraplegic psychotic pet to begin with! You shouldn't have let him get me but you did, and now I've got Sofen claiming I have PTSD!

[heartlessglitch]

Dr. Gideon has made it clear that he is not mine to control.
If you are incapable of handling the dangerous nature of your interests, then perhaps you should consider another line of work.
I refuse to be blamed for your situation.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So you're just going to let her hold try to me professionally captive?

[heartlessglitch]

What would you have me do, Doctor?
Remove one of her organs, perhaps?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'd suggest her heart, but I'm sure she's lacking one.