- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well. Someone has to counteract dear Freddie Lounds, I suppose.

[He still took that ironic compliment to heart.]

[inmyothertights]

Oh my god how can people like her have access to media??

[slightlyoffchilt]

She's fairly resourceful, and dogged. I have little doubt that a media ban would only inspire her more.

[inmyothertights]

Normally I find stubbornness kind of admirable.

[slightlyoffchilt]

In Lounds's defense, she can be admirable. At times.

[inmyothertights]

Not...really, no.

[slightlyoffchilt]

She has saved my life, once. I have to defend that much.

[inmyothertights]

Well, she's not Satan, I guess.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And let's hope he never ports in again. Hannibal Lecter, I mean.

[inmyothertights]

Hannibal? Wow.

What a name.

[slightlyoffchilt]

He lives up to it.

And the rhyme.

[inmyothertights]

I'll make a note to avoid anyone who has that name.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Please do. He's made quite a mess of us, in Baltimore.

[inmyothertights]

Share?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well. The man was behind framing Will Graham for a series of murders, for starters. I tried to convince FBI Agent Jack Crawford about it, but he wouldn't listen.

[Easier to talk about Will's problems than his own.]

[inmyothertights]

Well.

Yeah.

That's kind of not okay.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm not even entirely sure what he's done to Abigail Hobbs. If Lecter were ever to return, I must insist you keep away from him.

[inmyothertights]

Wait, he hurt Abigail Hobbs?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You can thank Freddie Lounds for the tip.

[inmyothertights]

That's like hurting a kitten!

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hannibal Lecter has done much worse. We're certain it was the Ripper who spliced Agent Katz into slivers for display.

[inmyothertights]

....okay yeah I promise if I see him I avoid him.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Good. I would hate to lose another patient to the monster. He might want to figure out how you work, bit by bit. Former surgeon.

[inmyothertights]

Ha

Ha ha

did I tell you about the time someone made me watch as they did that to my boyfriend?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Maybe people like Lecter are universal variables.