- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[lurings]

Men?

[slightlyoffchilt]

And whatever it is that you mean to men, yes. They will all have a slightly different definition.

[lurings]

And this is why I don't want to be your vestal virgin. Unless you're trying to attract only men.

In which case I'm still not doing it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I anticipate followers of all genders. What are you insinuating?

[lurings]

That I'm already catnip for murderers, I don't need to be a religious icon too.

[ also men are trash. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

It would not do you well to defy a god. I have read your Greek mythology.

[lurings]

Okay. That's not going to happen.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hubris has often crippled mankind.

[THE IRONY FROM CHILTON'S MOUTH!]

[lurings]

Not today.

I'm screencapping this conversation, so in a few days, remember who has all of this on record, Doc.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I fear neither you, nor your capped screens, mortal!

[lurings]

Not yet you don't.

[slightlyoffchilt]

[That may give him a moment of divine pause. Until:]

Begone!

[lurings]

[ refuses out of spite. ]

Nope.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are lucky you have so many protectors.

[lurings]

Trust me, I know.

Have a good evening, Doc.