- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

voice

[larker]

Long answer: no.

I mean, who is that going to be a problem for?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, maybe anyone who wants anything accomplished within an infrastructure. These cogs need grease, after all.

Voice

[larker]

So you believe in order to get anything done in this place, everyone should be greasing each others cogs?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

I believe that's a universally efficient technique.

Voice

[larker]

Chilton. Are you greasing my cogs?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

[If he were drinking something HE WOULD HAVE CHOKED ON IT.]

That sounds so provocative.

Voice

[larker]

[Missed opportunity.]

You said it first. Are you?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would you prefer that I grease something else?

Voice

[larker]

Hey hey I asked you the question first, stop trying to butter me up for two seconds.

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

I -- think it would be wise to be on your good side, yes. [He regrets having to admit such, but Gabe knows what he wants.]

Voice

[larker]

[Not too often one gets to turn it on a psychiatrist.]

Why? And do you often try to get on people's good sides by hitting on them?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely hitting on you would involve more direction? More flattery -- or maybe, more action. You seem like the individual who values action over words.

Voice

[larker]

The whole "grease something else" part was definitely dodgy. Or are you now offering to actually jump me? Should I be worried, Chilton? What are you trying to communicate here?

Voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

This is not about me. We're discussing you and your disdain for authority, coupled with a few other personality. Quirks.

voice

[larker]

Wow, touchy touchy. Fine. I mean I found what I needed to know anyway. All I wanted to do was eat some deep fried stuff. Now all of a sudden I have disdain for authority and probably about five other people living in my head. I'm a simple being really.

voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

I highly doubt that you are a simple being -- but we won't delve too deeply. Today. Perhaps another time.

Though I wouldn't laugh off dissociative identity disorder so soon.

[Is he joking?? Maybe...]

voice

[larker]

Oh if only you knew.

I gotta go, the siren call of bad life choices is calling me. Later, doc.