- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[sizetwelve]

fine
but my feelings are hurt
will graham can help get me some wings








maybe chicken wings too
and a fuckin drink

04.27.15 7:06 AM

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hello, Chímaira.

So sorry to have missed your messages. I was detained and thus without wings, chicken or otherwise. I must say, your timing is extraordinary.

8:04 AM

[sizetwelve]

[ He's alive. That's good. She doesn't want to see Will Graham become a mess because another one bit the dust. But just because she has nothing to do while sitting at home alone amidst PLAGUE in the morning doesn't mean she's responding to the text right away. Forget that, first she's finishing Breakfast at Tiffany's and...breakfast. She worked the entire night in the ER, it was disgusting. ]

why's that?

[slightlyoffchilt]

The violent plague infecting the masses. There was apparently a dragon. I was detained.

You have quite the knack for dramatic moments. You could have picked any other time to call me a nerd, and yet you found the most theatrical of weekends.

[sizetwelve]

[ WHEN THE HUSBAND IS AWAY SAVING THE WORLD

BITCHES GET BORED. ]

really
do you want to say that to me
the man who went through the trouble of finding a bar named imposter syndrome
you ARE a nerd
and i'm a dragon
sshhhh we can keep each other's secrets

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you drunk? Are you drunk texting me? This is unprecedented.

Literally, my acquaintances up until now have always had the decorum to text me while sober.

[Oh no, he already had sent that when he realized how nerdy it sounded. It wasn't completely true, anyway, since he couldn't consistently be sure when Dorian was sober or not.]

All right. You're a dragon. My congratulations.

[sizetwelve]

[ Well

what is wrong with a mimosa with breakfast. God she is a lonely housewife HOW DARE YOU SIR. But no that isn't it, Chilton. ...How many acquaintances does he have that text him who are normally drunk? Or high? ]

for a smart man you sure are slow
hit your head while detained?
shouldn't piss off a dragon. i'm trying to celebrate a new beginning here
nobody appreciates the work i go to

[slightlyoffchilt]

Slow? Do you really believe that, or are you bright enough to figure out the truth of this matter?

[There were limitations to what Chímaira could know, and this would be a fine time to glimpse at those parameters.]

Are you look for a goat and a lion, too? Taking the nickname a bit literally.

So you saw the dragon. What else?

[sizetwelve]

like you said there's been a dragon and plague. a lot of people have been DETAINED and i was busy
have no reason to track you unless you want me to ♥

a lion wouldn't be bad but not very useful
dragon was right in the backyard
now i can fly and fight godzilla
what else do you need? impossible to please

[slightlyoffchilt]

It's cute, how you can make a heart look so menacing.

I haven't been able to watch the news, so forgive me for missing your undoubtedly cinematic entanglement. How did you acquire this new form? It's surely no coincidence that a dragon appears and now you can maintain a dragon form.

[The devil's in the details, isn't he?]

[sizetwelve]

:)

so why were you detained? such a fancy word

[slightlyoffchilt]

I was kidnapped by a Narcissistic Personality Disorder with a particular fetish.

Hardly as fascinating as it looks on paper, I assure you.

[sizetwelve]

you just described at least ten imports

[ But no actually wow Chilton. Way to find a way to make a dramatic weekend even MORE-so. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You only know ten like that? Lucky you.

[He can't help it. And besides, Chímaira is the right amount of crafty and combative to take on Crane, if ever Chilton needed an ace in his hand. He decided that he would unwind this information, if only to make it worth their while.]

[sizetwelve]

why on earth would i want to know even that many? i'm not paid to humor them like you are
did a patient get jealous? did they see you giggling with another patient behind the bleachers? you should be more careful

[slightlyoffchilt]

I doubt any of my patients would be so crass. Wait. Unless, maybe... Oh no, false alarm, even that one has better manners than to detain a psychiatrist.

I have control over my patients now, but thank you for your concern.

[Now. That lesson was one painfully learned.]

[sizetwelve]

now?

[ Like a fruit fly to honey. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

That's what you get, for neglecting to dig into my history. A good many questions and a cheeky mystery.

[Ugh, no, that RHYMED.]

I'm from a violent world, as you've deduced.

[sizetwelve]

[ Maybe she was being courteous! ]

abel gideon?

[ IT'S A GUESS because really. It could have been anyone. She doesn't know much about that guy beyond his associations and creepily sniffing around Abigail's first disappearance (doesn't everyone though). If she's wrong maybe he'll correct her and she can get double the deets. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you were so eager to leave me the impression that you didn't care. Imagine!

[Because of course, she got it in one.]

Mass murderer turned serial killer. Some people just don't respond well to treatment.

[sizetwelve]

never know when a name will be relevant. good to remember them

[ Despite her not...having one. Or maybe that's why! ]

how did he detain you?
he must have cared a lot
i'll imagine that

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't want to relive the trauma. I'll just say that it was all very chemical.

Are you immune to chemical poisoning? That might help, in case you run into a very caring man like this one.

[sizetwelve]

i can resist some suggestive
scenarios
might have certain
unlisted vaccines
but no super power


you were kidnapped and poisoned? who?

[slightlyoffchilt]

No offense, Chímaira, but you can understand why I won't just languidly surrender information to mysterious parties like yourself. No matter how charming.

Consider yourself the safety net.

[sizetwelve]

full of yourself
why would i catch you? you've given me nothing