- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[kanadian]

It's easy to feel immortal, if you can come back from the dead, right? I mean, I can't...blame them.

But it's not exactly a guarantee, either.

[slightlyoffchilt]

But not everyone does come back from the dead. People tend to ignore that inconvenient fact -- which is curious, don't you think? As you noted, it's not a guarantee.

You'd think more imPorts would take death seriously.

[kanadian]

Well, some of them are superheroes, right? I don't think people were ever really... that cautious about life and limb -- at least where I'm from.

So this just adds another layer to that, right? Makes people feel invincible.

[slightlyoffchilt]

How discouraging. Foolhardy thinking is not to be admired.

[kanadian]

Well, no, but... I don't know, people tend to do that, if they think they can get away with it, and there's proof here that they can, right? That's enough of an incentive.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Which is perhaps an irrational impulse of the populace at whole. If only there were a way to educate the masses.

[kanadian]

Huh.

You're thinking like some kind of post, or a message?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, no. I'm not a teacher.

But you could be.

[kanadian]

I already am, actually -- but I see what you're saying.

[ A soft note. ] I guess it's worth a shot.

[slightlyoffchilt]

After all. People do like you. I hear that's a promising quality for an educator.

[kanadian]

Well, ah, that just means I'm not a jerk, I think. That's not exactly going to make a good teacher, but you're right, it might help.

I'll think about it, see if I can help that way.

[ He's gonna do it congratulations Chilton on distracting him. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Just as planned.]

I would wish you good luck, but I highly doubt you'll require any.