- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[ferrisbuellean]

Well I wasn't sure if a man of my obvious perfection was going to be interesting enough for you.

[Still stings being palmed off to Crane like that, bro, still stings. His ego is fragile.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're resentful. Angry. Have I hurt your feelings, Jeff?

Such was surely not my intention.

[ferrisbuellean]

Nope. Not even bothered. You can make it up to me anyway.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I thought I was making it up to you, right now. Through my agreement to your dangerous request.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Uuugh, logic.]

Fine, just have a bottle of something good ready and I'll see you over the weekend?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I will aim to impress you with alcohol, and then slip you a dubiously legal prescription.

My, you are a lawyer.

[ferrisbuellean]

Sounds like my kinda weekend, getting drunk and drugged.

And my, you are a therapist.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That's going in your file, by the way. Something about your lack of deference for authority needs to be on record.

[ferrisbuellean]

I'm seriously hoping you're referring to cops and not yourself as authority. Tbf, either of those options is laughable as an authority figure.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Careful. I can easily rescind my offer.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yes, sir. So sorry, sir.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Cute. [But he didn't say to stop...] I'll be in contact with you, for your accommodation.

Until then.

[ferrisbuellean]

Looking forward to it.