- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

[This proposal, no matter the jest it was spoken in, clearly gnaws at Chilton.]

You'll do no such thing. And I'm just about to send you home with psychiatric homework assignments, if you aren't going to focus on your favorite topic again.

[brushoff]

[ Dorian is counting this as a victory. And, something that if he ever got too annoyed with Chilton, he gladly would pull out from his back pocket.

Still, homework assignments? Gross. ] By my favorite topic, you mean myself, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Naturally I mean yourself. How else would anyone hold your attention, if that were not the foremost topical content?

[Maybe he's teasing, a little.]

I want you to keep a journal. Of, specifically, what you think about the people you encounter in your daily life. For a week.

[Chilton is issuing Dorian to make a BURN BOOK basically.]

[brushoff]

[ Frederick Chilton is a FUGLY SLUT ]

What, really? [ but he's pretty much close to grinning all the while because ahahaha what ] How on earth is that going to help?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[DORIAN DON'T YOU PULL A REGINA AND FRAME HIM FOR THIS -- like really, hasn't he been framed enough?]

It will crystallize your socially inclined emotions. [And Chilton will be reading it for the sake of refining where to push Dorian next, but he doesn't clarify that part.]

[brushoff]

[ it's Chilton's lot in life to be framed for errything. ]

Which in normal people speak means...?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, Dorian, I would never accuse you of normalcy. But -- in other words -- journal writing is a reflective tool. I hope you will find insight in the action.

[brushoff]

The Diary of Dorian Gray. It certainly has a nice ring to it, at least.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Doesn't it just?

[-- Then there's that brief glance towards the clock.]

And now that you're bubbling with anticipation, I can formally let you go. This was a good session, Dorian.

[brushoff]

Really? [ don't look so shocked, buddy. ]

See you next week, I suppose.