- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[ferrisbuellean]

Isn't that the same thing? I mean It'll probably involve me arguing about how I don't wanna see your dick waving around in any threesome ever, but most conversations are better when I'm the one talking anyway.

What if you watched? Still weird, but I might be able to extend to that.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Contrary to your prior engagement with human beings, I assure you that such forms of communication ARE indeed different. Typical lawyer, to assert otherwise.

Typical narcissist, too.

And no, I can't grant permission to that.

[ferrisbuellean]

Narcissistic personality disorder is bs. The only disorder I have is being too awesome.

[That might be a joke. Maybe. SMILING ON THE INSIDE.]

Whatever. I'm sure we'll come to an agreement eventually.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And I await your capitulation.

Until then.

[ferrisbuellean]

I'll visit soon.