- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Guilt enforcement so rarely works on me.

[selfequipped]

Can you stop jumping to the absolute worst conclusion? Or do you rarely associate with good people?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I frequently associate with people you could consider good. It isn't me, Kate.

Or do you not want to ask yourself these questions?

[selfequipped]

I just compared you to a cat!

[slightlyoffchilt]

Deeply appreciated.

[selfequipped]

I'm sure it was.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Jumping to conclusions about my feelings now?

[selfequipped]

You're a pain in the ass.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you cannot accept your own hypocrisy.

[selfequipped]

How the hell is this hypocritical? I compared you to a cat!

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hm. You're not intentionally ignoring the truer content of our discussion, are you? I assume that it is intentional, as that's the more flattering outcome.

[selfequipped]

The truer content of the discussion where you tricked my best friend into thinking I was dating you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

He made an assumption. Like I did. Like you did.

[selfequipped]

We strayed too far.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Do you find that upsetting?

[selfequipped]

Do you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not really, no. I do this for a living.

[selfequipped]

Then what are you getting at?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You don't want me to answer, Kate, not wholly. You want to argue with me.

[selfequipped]

You don't know me at all.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you very clearly don't know me at all.

I suggest we keep it that way.

[selfequipped]

[There's a long pause.]

Fine.

[And her hanging up.]