- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Excellent idea. I was hoping tonight would be suitable to eat out.

Or did you mean at a restaurant?

[SO SMOOTH AND NOT AT ALL VAGUELY CREEPY YES.]

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[flowerette]

[ .....wow. ]

;) Cute.

But why not combine the two if you're feeling a little adventurous?

[ only.....half joking?? ]

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Simultaneously? Or rather, at the same setting?

Not literally simultaneously.

Right?

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[flowerette]

Haha, god. Frederick. You're too much! No. I don't mean literally simultaneously.

I challenge you, Sir Frederick Chilton, to accompany me in the restroom later at whatever restaurant you so happen to choose.

Should you accept my challenge, your prize will be the chance to hold on to a remote control. And said remote control attaches to a very discrete vibration device that will be hidden under my clothing.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh my goodness. Challenge accepted, Lady Raina. Have I mentioned before? How much I adore your mind.

Your beautiful, pragmatic mind.

How much I adore you.

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[flowerette]

You have, but do feel free to tell me more about the things you adore about me.

Your compliments are ALWAYS welcome.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

I might start with your striking eyes, your glorious lips. And work downwards.

Halfway down might be more appropriate for an in-person demonstration, of course.

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[flowerette]

If your goal was to make it impossible to focus on my work, mission accomplished.

We certainly are going to have a very satisfying evening together.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

My goal involves your utmost satisfaction, Raina. And I cannot wait for night to fall.