- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hmm.

Yes. It would. You ought to try that, in fact.

[textualhealing]

If I see him, I will. What's the worst he can do, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

To you? Quote something vaguely related to fear, I imagine. Otherwise he is helpless.

[textualhealing]

So scary.

Y'know one day someone is gonna get him back for all this shit. There's gonna be a lot of angry people at the end of this, if they survive it.

You didn't get revenge? You strike me as the grudgewanker type.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm a patient man, Jeff.

[Get it. Because he has patients. Chilton is chuckling to himself, yes he he.]

Jonathan Crane cares very little for his own bodily welfare. I want to take away the only thing a fear-aroused narcissist like him would savor.

[textualhealing]

[So witty, Chilton sure is funny. So funny that Jeff's not even cracking a smile.]

Everyone else?

[slightlyoffchilt]

While that is an entirely reasonable answer, I'm fairly sure Crane hasn't thought about how much he depends on the mass populace.

Fine. The only OTHER thing he savors: his function as a fearmonger.

[textualhealing]

So if he can't scare people...?

[slightlyoffchilt]

If he can't inspire fear, if he cannot connect to fear, he really has no reason to live. That's what happens when one doesn't diversify his interests.

[textualhealing]

Frederick. Are you scheming?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is there any specific time when I am not scheming?

[textualhealing]

Point. Just don't leave me hanging if anything comes up. I like to be kept in the loop.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Duly noted.

Try to keep out of trouble amidst this. You're one of the better individuals I share this space with.

[textualhealing]

That's.

Actually surprisingly nice. Thanks, Chilts. I wasn't gonna try and stay alive before, but now you've said that I'll totally keep myself away from harm, just for you.

;)

[slightlyoffchilt]

I believe the winking face negates the sarcasm.

[textualhealing]

Nah, that was just me being friendly ;D

I guess I'll just carry on trying not to die for now. Don't worry about me. It's not like I needed any warning or anything. Thanks.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are welcome.

[textualhealing]

Bring me back some souvenirs or you're dead to me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

[And Chilton would, too, because he hated to think that he was dead in any capacity -- even metaphorically.

Jeff would get the pink one.]

[textualhealing]

[Such a bro. It's not even the worst gift he's been given, so he shall humbly accept. And probably keep it in the back of his closet forever more.]