- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I doubt it would be much of a limb to crawl out upon to suggest that you have some issue with authority.

[Medical authority, specifically. But Chilton wasn't personally invested in physical medical health; in fact, this individual's scorn tickled him. That was the impact of decades spent mourning what could have been, with regards to his fantasized surgical career.]

I'm able to accommodate. [Maybe an ethical psychiatrist would take issue to holding session outside a designated office. But Chilton had already routinely held sessions in bars and cafes, diners and restaurants and parks.] I would prefer a bar, if it's all the same to you.

let's pretend there wasn't a delay before his response

[crotchstallion]

Clap it out, Freud. You deserve an award.

[He was actually not at all comfortable with this, knowing enough to be hyper-aware of how he would rather not be picked apart while still trying to establish a persona here.

But a bar is wonderful and maybe he could get this guy drunk enough that none of it would matter. Potentially a win for him.]

A man after my own heart! I willingly submit myself to your expertise, doctor. 🍻 Let's get that appointment penciled in then.

💎 💎 We never go out of style 💎 💎

no worries!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have openings in September. Of course, the environment I'm prescribing allows for more timely leeway.

[It wasn't the disdain for the process he was surprised by -- one reason why Chilton opted for the unorthodox setting, he hoped to dislodge his soon-to-be patient that way. But the fact that this man contacted him (even considering the claimed duress of being mandated psychiatric help) seemed to suggest a need for an audience.]

Consider yourself in control of the scheduling.

[One of those ironic things that Chilton sometimes said to other people.]

[crotchstallion]

["Consider yourself in control," haha, he likes this guy! A little, not too much. That'd cut too much into his self-love, and he can't have that.]

I know a great place that does karaoke Friday nights right here in Heropa. Starts at 8 o' clock. How's the 11th sound, mi amigo?

💎 💎 We never go out of style 💎 💎

[slightlyoffchilt]

Karaoke. Ideally something more quiet and intimate. I am planning to examine, after all. Psychologically.

The 11th works well.

[crotchstallion]

Alright, I know a place that has those little booths with curtains that you can close, but it usually involves being the generous patron of a flexible and talented lass or lad. ;) ;)

Kidding, of course. [insert classy lounge music-y bar here] has a nice set up. Does that meet your standards, Doctor?

💎 💎 We never go out of style 💎 💎

[slightlyoffchilt]

My standards have been met. I will be sure to dress accordingly.

But don't worry about any absent, flexible lad or lass -- that is a topic I intend to hit with you.