- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[abduxel]

you're the shrink, shouldn't you be telling me that?

i'm guess based on his whininess, how he's super old and how disgustingly dependent he is on dorian, who we both know is probably not the best person to depend on in any sense of the word

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you're sure that you are coming from a place of impartial judgement? If I recall, you have something of a bone to pick with the both of them.

[abduxel]

i'm a demon, it's my job to judge people objectively for their sins and lacklustre personalities

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm impressed, Abduxel. You went right for the throat.

[abduxel]

i do have teeth, even though i don't bring them out too often ;)

anyway, what's he like as a patient?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Highly codependent. Dorian appears to be his guiding motivation for a few crucial things.

Ah. Young (old?) love.

[abduxel]

gross.

what are you going to do about it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hope my patient will continue to exhibit an interest in SSRIs.

That might have a fascinating effect.

[abduxel]

what are those? is that like where they shock you to make you less crazy?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are like a time capsule of psychiatric misconduct.

No, they're selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. Chemicals.

[abduxel]

wow, I didn't know you were that kind of mad scientist. color me impressed

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are allowing your imagination to get the better of you. His consent is still required.

[abduxel]

you expect him to consent to chemical torture? I hadn't pegged him as that sort of masochist

[slightlyoffchilt]

It isn't necessarily torture. Side effects include weight gain, a lowered libido, nausea, diarrhea, and dry mouth.

[abduxel]

that's a pretty lame chemical, doc... you do know he's a vampire? want something more.... potent?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do, yes. I want to see how his brain interacts with a drug intended for human consumption. I don't want to potentially overdose him.

[abduxel]

[there's a fairly long pause because Abduxel finally decided to google "SSRI," having still been under the impression this was some sort of archaic torture.]

this is an antidepressant? that's what you want to give him? 1. it's medicine not a chemical 2. what a baby

[slightlyoffchilt]

All medicine is chemical. Surely you don't think it was a coincidence that a certain chemist we both know was scuttled into pharmaceutical work?

As for Tobias's status as a baby, I'm not at liberty to say.

[abduxel]

[Sorry Chilton, the basics go right over his head.]

i thought you were trying to poison him. like with chemicals

oh. i see ;)

[slightlyoffchilt]

I should have put a ban on communicating with those faces into your employee contract.

[abduxel]

♥

you'd miss it

[slightlyoffchilt]

That is a bold assumption.

Anyway, you won't be coming across Tobias. His sessions are, logically, in the evening.