- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[textualhealing]

Would you be jealous?
Brb gonna call Luci for a drinking night.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Don't do that. You know he would choose a gimmicky, hellish breed of bar.

[textualhealing]

Ugh, he would. You'd think Satan would have more taste.

[slightlyoffchilt]

The greatest trick he's ever pulled is fooling the masses into thinking he has taste. I believe that in of itself is biblical.

[textualhealing]

Idk man, you have me fooled a whole bunch of times until I remember what you're wearing.

[slightlyoffchilt]

One might question why your consideration of my clothing comes well after the fact of our interaction.

But I suppose we are well past that, aren't we?

[textualhealing]

Literally the only bonus to seeing you naked is it's better than some of the tie and shirt combos you wear.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

[textualhealing]

If it involves you naked or your fashion taste then expect an ass kicking.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are not allowed to play guessing games with birthday gifts.

[textualhealing]

Not my birthday anytime soon anyways. Tough luck.

[Such a liar.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're technically a patient of mine, you know. You had to fill out an identity form.

[textualhealing]

Yeah but a) I didn't think you'd be enough of a loser to remember it. And b) I might've lied. My whole imPort ID might be a lie!

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why the resistance, Jeff? Is this all rooted in a fear of aging?

[textualhealing]

What?! No. That's
Dumb
And not true.
And also dumb.
Are you saying I'm old???

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm only saying what you are implying.

[textualhealing]

I never implied that.
Dick.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I see this is a touchy subject for you. We can talk about something else, Jeff, if this is far too tender to discuss.

[textualhealing]

Why don't we discuss how you're super old?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You and I are only a few years apart.

[textualhealing]

Yeah.
And you only just found your woman so I guess there's hope for all of us.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Once more, you return to my relationship with Raina. I know you support us, and I'm dearly grateful for that.

But do you need to write the fanfiction, as well?

[textualhealing]

Eh I don't rly go in for the whole fanfiction thing any more. Writing seemed like too much work. But I got a few good ones of you out there before I ended my reign, don't worry.
You really think she's the one, Fred? You don't think it's just this place causing certain decisions to be made?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You need to tell me none of them include Crane.

She isn't my first romantic endeavor here. But Raina is by far my most fulfilling one -- both in Heropa and Baltimore. I don't see how that degree of symmetry can be duplicated.

[textualhealing]

I can't remember. I got a bad memory.
You think you'd still be with her if you both met back in Baltimore?