slightlyoffchilt | - IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

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"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

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A need for stimulation. [He says, tactfully.] And I may very well be your current source, along with whatever this dangerous endeavor you're intrigued by.

What is it, then? I am intended to ask, and I'll follow your intent.

[That was actually quite tactful.] Well, when you're as old as I am, a lot of things are boring because I've seen them a thousand times before. I'm not sure you're high up enough on the entertainment totem pole.

I'm going to eat five deep fried snickers bars.

Edited 2014-03-22 16:23 (UTC)

[He's learning tact!]

You --

[A series of emotions, here: he feels somewhat mislead (tricked!!) because he clearly overestimated the severity of the situation (and it must have been on purpose!!), he feels very nearly sheepish -- then he feels a sudden enthusiasm because what kind of person calls a psychiatrist to lead him around like that?

An interesting potential patient kind of person.]

Are clearly in need of challenges. Is that what this is? A challenge?

[Even Gabriel's amused now. Not his fault Chilton made an assumption on the severity of the issue. Besides, not everything he said was a lie.]

The diner owner seems to think so. He won't serve more than three in one sitting. I'm talking him into drawing up a waiver or whatever because really, no-one can eat more than three? As if.

So, you took him at the challenge because was convinced of an impossibility -- and being the owner of the diner, that holds some weight in authority, doesn't it?

You're asking me if I'm doing this merely because someone said no?

[Pauses to give the answer some weight.]

Absolutely.

You don't think that's problematic behavior?

Long answer: no.

I mean, who is that going to be a problem for?

Oh, maybe anyone who wants anything accomplished within an infrastructure. These cogs need grease, after all.

So you believe in order to get anything done in this place, everyone should be greasing each others cogs?

I believe that's a universally efficient technique.

Chilton. Are you greasing my cogs?

[If he were drinking something HE WOULD HAVE CHOKED ON IT.]

That sounds so provocative.

[Missed opportunity.]

You said it first. Are you?

Would you prefer that I grease something else?

Hey hey I asked you the question first, stop trying to butter me up for two seconds.

I -- think it would be wise to be on your good side, yes. [He regrets having to admit such, but Gabe knows what he wants.]

[Not too often one gets to turn it on a psychiatrist.]

Why? And do you often try to get on people's good sides by hitting on them?

Surely hitting on you would involve more direction? More flattery -- or maybe, more action. You seem like the individual who values action over words.

The whole "grease something else" part was definitely dodgy. Or are you now offering to actually jump me? Should I be worried, Chilton? What are you trying to communicate here?

This is not about me. We're discussing you and your disdain for authority, coupled with a few other personality. Quirks.

Wow, touchy touchy. Fine. I mean I found what I needed to know anyway. All I wanted to do was eat some deep fried stuff. Now all of a sudden I have disdain for authority and probably about five other people living in my head. I'm a simple being really.

I highly doubt that you are a simple being -- but we won't delve too deeply. Today. Perhaps another time.

Though I wouldn't laugh off dissociative identity disorder so soon.

[Is he joking?? Maybe...]

Oh if only you knew.

I gotta go, the siren call of bad life choices is calling me. Later, doc.

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