- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would this be my government housing, or the new place I'm about to move into?

[ferrisbuellean]

Whichever has the better TV. Yay sports.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What sports are we watching, again?




Golf?

[ferrisbuellean]

Is that seriously your pick? I mean I was thinking more like football or soccer or basketball, but if you'd rather watch men in offensive clothing knock balls around then that's fine. You probably relate to the fashion choices.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You'd rather watch men in revealing clothing knocking each other around?

[ferrisbuellean]

Well I guess gay porn is always an option.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I know you intended that as ironic, but I'm going to analyze it regardless.

[ferrisbuellean]

And what have you analyzed from my ironic porn comment?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That you use even humor as an argumentative device.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, whatever makes me a winner. Either that or I really do wanna watch gay porn with you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Can't wait to analyze that much.

[ferrisbuellean]

What happened to just having a conversation without all this therapizing?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You can take the doctor out of the analysis, Jeff, but you can't take the analysis out of the doctor.

[ferrisbuellean]

I wouldn't mind doing some analyzing of my own. With your girlfriend.

What exactly would you do if, for some unknown reason, she did decide to sleep with me without your prior knowledge? I'm not getting the feeling that you'd be squaring off for a fight, Fred.

[slightlyoffchilt]

One: she wouldn't. We don't keep secrets from each other. Two: I would blame you entirely, and thus reserve my wrath for you alone.

Though it would be foolish to detail what that entails, I'm not some Bond villain.

[ferrisbuellean]

She doesn't have to keep it a secret from you. She can still sleep with me and tell you about it later.

You know I'm kinda interested to know what your wrath entails. You seem more like the long lasting grudger than the face punch and be done with it kinda guy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Then our special clause kicks in, Jeff. Actions and consequences.

I'll plead the fifth.

[ferrisbuellean]

We have a special clause?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Nice try. No one enters a fugue state that quickly.

[ferrisbuellean]

I didn't sign any contracts involving any special clauses. Do we need to write one up that involves me sleeping with your girlfriend?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Think of a number. Not one, not two, but...

[ferrisbuellean]

Seven?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That isn't the consecutive number I was considering. Seven is a little ambitious -- but perhaps you've had those kind of parties before.

[ferrisbuellean]

Not everything involves you, F. We really need to talk about this narcissism of yours.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Do you really plan to talk, or simply argue at me?