slightlyoffchilt | - IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

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- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

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I do have both covered, actually.

But I would not deny two amazing minds. Bearing in mind that we are to keep this professional.

Professional? When have you ever managed that, Chilts?

Oh I would be more than willing to show you how professional I can be.

Challenge accepted. You give me a regular time slot and act as professional as you can. I just... do my thing.

[And probably try to make it as unprofessional as possible just by existing.]

Tuesday afternoons? Mondays? What is your work schedule, anyway.

Normal office hours, but I can spare a few for you, Chilts. You gonna keep asking me how things make me feel?

How emotional events make you feel. Not physical objects. To clarify.

I can already answer that: They don't. I'm dead inside.

I will inevitably be the judge of that.

Can't wait.

Whatever. Just give me whatever time slot and I'll show up to this bull crap.

Mondays at five. That shouldn't be too unpleasant.

Mondays it is. You're still coming over tonight, right?

I certainly don't have any other plans. Will you keep the raccoon infestation away?

Eduardo and I kinda got a thing going on, so maybe I can ask him nice. But that might just mean they focus on you even more. You know how it is with raccoons; you tell them not to push the big red button, they're gonna push it.