- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[abduxel]

[Abduxel has no idea what pun he's accidentally struck, but he's not about to admit that.]

you don't like it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not when you are clearly taunting me.

[abduxel]

TAUNTING, that sounds so aggressive. i prefer the term "flirting"

[slightlyoffchilt]

Your manner of flirting IS aggressive.

Have you done more than made up with Reggie, I wonder?

[abduxel]

hardly! i'm going easy on you, because you're my boss.

i had nothing to make up for, but if you're asking if i've fucked him again, then no - he'll have to beg for it, and even then there's no guarantees

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not quite the kissing and telling I anticipated.

Speaking of, you'll never guess who is one of my newer patients.

[abduxel]

spill

[slightlyoffchilt]

Does the name Tobias still mean something to you?

[abduxel]

oh, I bet he has some tasty psychological problems

[slightlyoffchilt]

What makes you say that?

[abduxel]

you're the shrink, shouldn't you be telling me that?

i'm guess based on his whininess, how he's super old and how disgustingly dependent he is on dorian, who we both know is probably not the best person to depend on in any sense of the word

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you're sure that you are coming from a place of impartial judgement? If I recall, you have something of a bone to pick with the both of them.

[abduxel]

i'm a demon, it's my job to judge people objectively for their sins and lacklustre personalities

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm impressed, Abduxel. You went right for the throat.

[abduxel]

i do have teeth, even though i don't bring them out too often ;)

anyway, what's he like as a patient?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Highly codependent. Dorian appears to be his guiding motivation for a few crucial things.

Ah. Young (old?) love.

[abduxel]

gross.

what are you going to do about it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I hope my patient will continue to exhibit an interest in SSRIs.

That might have a fascinating effect.

[abduxel]

what are those? is that like where they shock you to make you less crazy?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are like a time capsule of psychiatric misconduct.

No, they're selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. Chemicals.

[abduxel]

wow, I didn't know you were that kind of mad scientist. color me impressed

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are allowing your imagination to get the better of you. His consent is still required.

[abduxel]

you expect him to consent to chemical torture? I hadn't pegged him as that sort of masochist

[slightlyoffchilt]

It isn't necessarily torture. Side effects include weight gain, a lowered libido, nausea, diarrhea, and dry mouth.

[abduxel]

that's a pretty lame chemical, doc... you do know he's a vampire? want something more.... potent?