- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely you intend me to vet your potential protection here.

[textualhealing]

Do you actually want to vet them?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You won't take into account what I want. But would you want to risk a bodyguard with a personality disorder?

[textualhealing]

Depends on the personality disorder.
I don't think you actually care about the disorder, Chilts. I think what you care about is having some level of control over my life.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely you would be more upset if I didn't take enough interest to involve myself in your life. Control notwithstanding.

[textualhealing]

I do like the idea of you wasting your time on my behalf.
Recommend me imPorts, psychslave.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What about Power Girl? She seems like your type, in fact.

[textualhealing]

She and I have had our moments. ;)
But I'm pretty sure she's busy trying to save the world or some crap. Science stuff.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Superman? Also seems like your type.

[textualhealing]

Too righteous.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That mouthy one who goes by Ramir. She appears to enjoy punching things.

[textualhealing]

Yeah. She's not a bad choice. But again, p sure she's busy.

What about Lucifer?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're only saying that to irritate me.

I know you.

[textualhealing]

Why would that irritate you? I'm perfectly serious.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know as well as I do that Lucifer and I aren't on the most chummy of terms. What if he were to whisk you away? What am I do to about my drinking companion? Raina isn't fond of the bars you prefer.

[textualhealing]

Would you be jealous?
Brb gonna call Luci for a drinking night.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Don't do that. You know he would choose a gimmicky, hellish breed of bar.

[textualhealing]

Ugh, he would. You'd think Satan would have more taste.

[slightlyoffchilt]

The greatest trick he's ever pulled is fooling the masses into thinking he has taste. I believe that in of itself is biblical.

[textualhealing]

Idk man, you have me fooled a whole bunch of times until I remember what you're wearing.

[slightlyoffchilt]

One might question why your consideration of my clothing comes well after the fact of our interaction.

But I suppose we are well past that, aren't we?

[textualhealing]

Literally the only bonus to seeing you naked is it's better than some of the tie and shirt combos you wear.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

[textualhealing]

If it involves you naked or your fashion taste then expect an ass kicking.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are not allowed to play guessing games with birthday gifts.