- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

We won't be discussing that.]

[Jackals don't share!!]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Not even from one sly dog to another?]

Is it her you don't trust or yourself?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Tempting... But...]

Are you analyzing my motivation, Jeff? And without a couched sedan?

[ferrisbuellean]

I'd never do such a thing, Doc. I'm not the pysch major. My job isn't to judge, merely to defend. And maybe just occasionally accuse.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So I should reframe? What are you accusing me of, exactly?

[ferrisbuellean]

Nothing, except being overly defensive. Maybe one day it'd be nice for us to have a talk where we both learn a few things about each other, that's all. You know. Like a normal conversation.

[slightlyoffchilt]

A normal conversation? In the company of canned beers, and "the game"?

[ferrisbuellean]

You don't exactly strike me as an avid sports viewer.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have formally referenced "the game", I think that qualifies me for the experiment.

[ferrisbuellean]

[It's a difficult thing to decline without displaying his general disinterest in sports viewing. He's created this whole persona for himself, he has to stick with it.]

I know a few good sports bars. Or we could go to your place. I bet you have a good TV.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would this be my government housing, or the new place I'm about to move into?

[ferrisbuellean]

Whichever has the better TV. Yay sports.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What sports are we watching, again?




Golf?

[ferrisbuellean]

Is that seriously your pick? I mean I was thinking more like football or soccer or basketball, but if you'd rather watch men in offensive clothing knock balls around then that's fine. You probably relate to the fashion choices.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You'd rather watch men in revealing clothing knocking each other around?

[ferrisbuellean]

Well I guess gay porn is always an option.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I know you intended that as ironic, but I'm going to analyze it regardless.

[ferrisbuellean]

And what have you analyzed from my ironic porn comment?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That you use even humor as an argumentative device.

[ferrisbuellean]

Hey, whatever makes me a winner. Either that or I really do wanna watch gay porn with you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Can't wait to analyze that much.

[ferrisbuellean]

What happened to just having a conversation without all this therapizing?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You can take the doctor out of the analysis, Jeff, but you can't take the analysis out of the doctor.

[ferrisbuellean]

I wouldn't mind doing some analyzing of my own. With your girlfriend.

What exactly would you do if, for some unknown reason, she did decide to sleep with me without your prior knowledge? I'm not getting the feeling that you'd be squaring off for a fight, Fred.

[slightlyoffchilt]

One: she wouldn't. We don't keep secrets from each other. Two: I would blame you entirely, and thus reserve my wrath for you alone.

Though it would be foolish to detail what that entails, I'm not some Bond villain.