- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[textualhealing]

I don't.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Time to get your head checked, Jeff. I know a good doctor.

[textualhealing]

I know you can't mean you because you attached the word 'good' before it. But maybe I'll let you give me an examination when you come over tonight.

Winkwink.

;D

But srsly don't get your hopes up cause you're not fucking touching me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I only want to touch your mind. Isn't that equally suggestive and invasive?

[textualhealing]

At the risk of belittling myself, I really don't know what you intend to find. Not as suggestive as touching other parts of me either.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Aside from the obvious narcissism, I doubt I would find anything unnerving, Jeff. I didn't mean to suggest that.

But I nevertheless find you to be curious.

[textualhealing]

It's my interminable charm, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That must be it. I am sure you'll remind me of the fact, when I'm over.

[textualhealing]

Yup. Constantly. And as a reward I'll let you grope my mind on our next session.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're still coming to me? [Heh.] We should maintain a more regular schedule.

[textualhealing]

Why does it need to be regular?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Because you respect me as a professional.

[textualhealing]

Well. This is awkward. I didn't realize you were looking for something serious. I was kinda thinking more FWB.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is it not friendly to give me the benefit of the doubt?

[textualhealing]

Whatever. If regular is what you honestly want...

[slightlyoffchilt]

Consider it as another opportunity for us to engage good company.

[textualhealing]

Might be too much of a vaguely tolerable thing. But ok, I can be a regular. You provide the drinks, I'll provide my amazing mind.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do have both covered, actually.

But I would not deny two amazing minds. Bearing in mind that we are to keep this professional.

[textualhealing]

Professional? When have you ever managed that, Chilts?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh I would be more than willing to show you how professional I can be.

[textualhealing]

Challenge accepted. You give me a regular time slot and act as professional as you can. I just... do my thing.

[And probably try to make it as unprofessional as possible just by existing.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Tuesday afternoons? Mondays? What is your work schedule, anyway.

[textualhealing]

Normal office hours, but I can spare a few for you, Chilts. You gonna keep asking me how things make me feel?

[slightlyoffchilt]

How emotional events make you feel. Not physical objects. To clarify.

[textualhealing]

I can already answer that: They don't. I'm dead inside.