- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[abduxel]

OK fine. I'm proud anyway

he'll owe me an unspecified favor

[slightlyoffchilt]

Dangerous deal to make with a demon. Even more so if he ever finds out the truth.

I have a blank tape you could break up into pieces, just to show him.

[abduxel]

as long as it looks like the real thing. it's got to be as authentic as possible. preferably, it should even have some kind of footage on it.

[Reading between the lines: so that the deal is technically fulfilled, because of how vaguely Reggie worded the request.

He doesn't address the dangerous deal. Tellingly.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do not have any gay pornography on hand. If you would be so kind to provide, then fine.

Otherwise it'll be whatever I no longer need.

[abduxel]

why don't you and i just make some of our own, then, hm?

[slightlyoffchilt]

This was the most elaborate proposal line I have ever encountered. Ever.

[abduxel]

i expertly planned it. i'm glad you can appreciate the delicate, demonic craftmanship ♥

[slightlyoffchilt]

The things I do to ensure that neither you nor Reggie end up on Hannibal's dinner table. I mean, really.

1/2

[abduxel]

did you know you can make hearts on these things? look. is it working? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

2/2

[abduxel]

anyway, your struggle is well worth it. rest assured, reggie will be safe if you do this. well... from hannibal, anyway

[slightlyoffchilt]

Yes. It is working. I see your hearts, worn on screen if not your sleeve.

I see them.

Yes, I see them.




And I will assuredly attempt to rest on the matter, but my concern is hardly meek. Luckily you're equipped in ways that Hannibal can't anticipate.

[abduxel]

what do you mean? i'm very emotive.


yes I am. ♥

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you using a technological pun at me? Have we succumbed to this?

[abduxel]

[Abduxel has no idea what pun he's accidentally struck, but he's not about to admit that.]

you don't like it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not when you are clearly taunting me.

[abduxel]

TAUNTING, that sounds so aggressive. i prefer the term "flirting"

[slightlyoffchilt]

Your manner of flirting IS aggressive.

Have you done more than made up with Reggie, I wonder?

[abduxel]

hardly! i'm going easy on you, because you're my boss.

i had nothing to make up for, but if you're asking if i've fucked him again, then no - he'll have to beg for it, and even then there's no guarantees

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not quite the kissing and telling I anticipated.

Speaking of, you'll never guess who is one of my newer patients.

[abduxel]

spill

[slightlyoffchilt]

Does the name Tobias still mean something to you?

[abduxel]

oh, I bet he has some tasty psychological problems

[slightlyoffchilt]

What makes you say that?

[abduxel]

you're the shrink, shouldn't you be telling me that?

i'm guess based on his whininess, how he's super old and how disgustingly dependent he is on dorian, who we both know is probably not the best person to depend on in any sense of the word

[slightlyoffchilt]

And you're sure that you are coming from a place of impartial judgement? If I recall, you have something of a bone to pick with the both of them.