- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[textualhealing]

Omg srsly? Mr Chief of Staff I Write Prestigious Books and Like Pissing Off Crazies Look At Me is trying to deny his addiction to attention? That's cute. At least the attention I crave is healthy for me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am going to interpret your little tirade as a gesture of concern, Jeff.

[textualhealing]

Should I be concerned? What shit have you gotten yourself into lately, Fred?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am still living, am I not? Honestly, I'm trying to reassure you. My investment in my career is not some perilous endeavor.

As much as it is not attention seeking.

[textualhealing]

Totally attention seeking.

I'd still prefer you not to die though, Chilts. I've invested a lot into this supposed friendship and I don't want my time wasted by a death.

[Because obviously Chilton's death isn't about him dying, it's about what Jeff loses in the process. Everything is about Jeff.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I appreciate the honesty of your investment. But I assure you -- Raina is a comprehensive bodyguard. She truly has everything covered.

[textualhealing]

You paying her for that or is love payment enough? I'm after a bodyguard myself and they don't come cheap.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Her commitment is currently a full-time affair. Might I recommend Bela? She has a few sharp body parts.

[textualhealing]

Nope. She has things to do other than protect my sorry (but perfectly formed) ass. I got a few people in mind, don't worry about me, Fred. I know you were.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely you intend me to vet your potential protection here.

[textualhealing]

Do you actually want to vet them?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You won't take into account what I want. But would you want to risk a bodyguard with a personality disorder?

[textualhealing]

Depends on the personality disorder.
I don't think you actually care about the disorder, Chilts. I think what you care about is having some level of control over my life.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Surely you would be more upset if I didn't take enough interest to involve myself in your life. Control notwithstanding.

[textualhealing]

I do like the idea of you wasting your time on my behalf.
Recommend me imPorts, psychslave.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What about Power Girl? She seems like your type, in fact.

[textualhealing]

She and I have had our moments. ;)
But I'm pretty sure she's busy trying to save the world or some crap. Science stuff.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Superman? Also seems like your type.

[textualhealing]

Too righteous.

[slightlyoffchilt]

That mouthy one who goes by Ramir. She appears to enjoy punching things.

[textualhealing]

Yeah. She's not a bad choice. But again, p sure she's busy.

What about Lucifer?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're only saying that to irritate me.

I know you.

[textualhealing]

Why would that irritate you? I'm perfectly serious.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know as well as I do that Lucifer and I aren't on the most chummy of terms. What if he were to whisk you away? What am I do to about my drinking companion? Raina isn't fond of the bars you prefer.

[textualhealing]

Would you be jealous?
Brb gonna call Luci for a drinking night.