- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[ferrisbuellean]

Man, I wish she'd just cheat on you like normal women do.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Raina is superior to your typical normal woman. That's why she and I are together.

This ought to be expected.

[ferrisbuellean]

Superiority complex, much?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'll be sure to consider your snide criticism when I'm engaging Raina, my girlfriend. Sexually.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah, you do that. Think about me while banging your lady. Because that's not weird.

Now I'm just gonna feel like all our meetings are just an excuse for you to load up the spank bank imagery.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Don't flatter yourself. Thinking about your humiliation is not the same as thinking about you.

Unless, of course, your identity begins to adapt to a series of humiliating defeats and that isolating cyst is absorbed into your daily persona. Then that would merit concern, yes.

[ferrisbuellean]

Why am I not surprised that you get off on humiliation? It's ok to admit I'm the face you put behind it, I know I'm irresistable.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're rather insistent on that. Do you want to be the face? It does, I suppose, proliferate your brand name.

[ferrisbuellean]

And what brand name would that be? Hottest guy on the planet?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you feeling insecure? Oh, Jeff. I can accommodate your validation needs when we're on the clock.

[ferrisbuellean]

Cmon Frederick, you know I don't have any insecurities.

[Except all of them.]

All I was after is an evening with your lady, but if that's off the cards, then I guess I'll just settle for tongue wrestling.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Maybe you'll be able to taste the after effects of her boyfriend, too.

[ferrisbuellean]

Oh, ew, gross. Too far, F.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're the one pursuing a taken woman for, apparently, the attention of her boyfriend. That's the framework.

[ferrisbuellean]

Don't flatter yourself. I'm persuing her because she's hot and she keeps coming onto me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Honestly, Jeff, I thought you were smarter than to fall for her more blatant manipulation. I mean, you at least don't go around calling yourself Star-Lord. I stand corrected.

[ferrisbuellean]

It's not really manipulations when I'm getting something out of it too. It's more like mutual exploitation. Pretty much what you and I have going, except I don't wanna sleep with you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Useful to know. I feel exactly the same way -- as in, I don't want to sleep with you. It's a pretty predictable scenario, isn't it? Almost like I anticipated your reaction and used it in this dilemma.

Like you said: exploitation. Except without the mutual part, what are you getting out of this again?

[ferrisbuellean]

That's the great thing of getting to know people, Frederick. I don't have to get anything out of our relationship immediately, but I know I'll have the possibility of calling on you whenever I want. It's basic synergy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

What a great perspective, Jeff. I'll be happy to discuss it in length during one of our sessions.

Which you are still obligated to attend.

[ferrisbuellean]

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to see you again. We can discuss it all you want. And maybe we can discuss why you hate sharing.

[slightlyoffchilt]

We won't be discussing that.]

[Jackals don't share!!]

[ferrisbuellean]

[Not even from one sly dog to another?]

Is it her you don't trust or yourself?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Tempting... But...]

Are you analyzing my motivation, Jeff? And without a couched sedan?

[ferrisbuellean]

I'd never do such a thing, Doc. I'm not the pysch major. My job isn't to judge, merely to defend. And maybe just occasionally accuse.