- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

text;

[textualhealing]

I dunno. I guess I consider to a quippy, sassy friend, sure. I also consider you annoying, an asshole and a high class troll.

text;

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am going to include that as testimony for prospective clients from now on.

Re: text;

[textualhealing]

I've already provided you with one winning testimony to your ad. You really do demand too much, Chilts.

High maintenance. That's another one.

[slightlyoffchilt]

As if having standards and rational expectations is something of a negative? I think not.

[textualhealing]

Your expectations can go way beyond rational.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You say the sweetest things.

[textualhealing]

Here's something sweet for you: You're going to Balls Deep, loser, or I'll kick your ass.

[slightlyoffchilt]

When are we going, then?

[Because Chilton is smart and won't call Jeff's bluff. Have you seen those abs?? He means business.]

[textualhealing]

[Smart. Those abs alone could kill a man. Somehow.]

I dunno. Whenever Raina lets you off your leash.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'll have to give you a call back when such a monumental event occurs.

[textualhealing]

Don't worry, I'll probably hear the angelic chorus from my house.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Particularly funny, considering I still recall our apocalyptic Horsemen days.

[textualhealing]

I don't.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Time to get your head checked, Jeff. I know a good doctor.

[textualhealing]

I know you can't mean you because you attached the word 'good' before it. But maybe I'll let you give me an examination when you come over tonight.

Winkwink.

;D

But srsly don't get your hopes up cause you're not fucking touching me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I only want to touch your mind. Isn't that equally suggestive and invasive?

[textualhealing]

At the risk of belittling myself, I really don't know what you intend to find. Not as suggestive as touching other parts of me either.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Aside from the obvious narcissism, I doubt I would find anything unnerving, Jeff. I didn't mean to suggest that.

But I nevertheless find you to be curious.

[textualhealing]

It's my interminable charm, right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

That must be it. I am sure you'll remind me of the fact, when I'm over.

[textualhealing]

Yup. Constantly. And as a reward I'll let you grope my mind on our next session.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're still coming to me? [Heh.] We should maintain a more regular schedule.

[textualhealing]

Why does it need to be regular?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Because you respect me as a professional.

[textualhealing]

Well. This is awkward. I didn't realize you were looking for something serious. I was kinda thinking more FWB.