- IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Hello.

You've reached the direct line of Doctor Frederick Chilton. As I am not available at the moment, you might assume I'm quite busy with something pressing. State your name and business, and I will return your call."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

As long as I lie for you, then you'll ensure that Reggie doesn't commit unwitting suicide.

What do you get out of it? What do you get if Reggie feels secure once more?

[abduxel]

what do you mean? you think I'm so opportunistic? I get satisfaction that my friend has peace of mind

[slightlyoffchilt]

Of course you're opportunistic. That is why I hired you.

Well, partially why.

So confess.

[abduxel]

OK fine. I'm proud anyway

he'll owe me an unspecified favor

[slightlyoffchilt]

Dangerous deal to make with a demon. Even more so if he ever finds out the truth.

I have a blank tape you could break up into pieces, just to show him.

[abduxel]

as long as it looks like the real thing. it's got to be as authentic as possible. preferably, it should even have some kind of footage on it.

[Reading between the lines: so that the deal is technically fulfilled, because of how vaguely Reggie worded the request.

He doesn't address the dangerous deal. Tellingly.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I do not have any gay pornography on hand. If you would be so kind to provide, then fine.

Otherwise it'll be whatever I no longer need.

[abduxel]

why don't you and i just make some of our own, then, hm?

[slightlyoffchilt]

This was the most elaborate proposal line I have ever encountered. Ever.

[abduxel]

i expertly planned it. i'm glad you can appreciate the delicate, demonic craftmanship ♥

[slightlyoffchilt]

The things I do to ensure that neither you nor Reggie end up on Hannibal's dinner table. I mean, really.

1/2

[abduxel]

did you know you can make hearts on these things? look. is it working? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

2/2

[abduxel]

anyway, your struggle is well worth it. rest assured, reggie will be safe if you do this. well... from hannibal, anyway

[slightlyoffchilt]

Yes. It is working. I see your hearts, worn on screen if not your sleeve.

I see them.

Yes, I see them.




And I will assuredly attempt to rest on the matter, but my concern is hardly meek. Luckily you're equipped in ways that Hannibal can't anticipate.

[abduxel]

what do you mean? i'm very emotive.


yes I am. ♥

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you using a technological pun at me? Have we succumbed to this?

[abduxel]

[Abduxel has no idea what pun he's accidentally struck, but he's not about to admit that.]

you don't like it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not when you are clearly taunting me.

[abduxel]

TAUNTING, that sounds so aggressive. i prefer the term "flirting"

[slightlyoffchilt]

Your manner of flirting IS aggressive.

Have you done more than made up with Reggie, I wonder?

[abduxel]

hardly! i'm going easy on you, because you're my boss.

i had nothing to make up for, but if you're asking if i've fucked him again, then no - he'll have to beg for it, and even then there's no guarantees

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not quite the kissing and telling I anticipated.

Speaking of, you'll never guess who is one of my newer patients.

[abduxel]

spill

[slightlyoffchilt]

Does the name Tobias still mean something to you?

[abduxel]

oh, I bet he has some tasty psychological problems