slightlyoffchilt | - IC CONTACT POST FOR MASKORMENACE -

Idk what you're talking about.

Denial is only the first stage.

Yeahyeah. What would you have called about?

Isn't it custom to check up? Has no one ever done that for you before?

Depends what the check up is about. Should I be suspicious?

Given our last rendezvous, I wasn't sure how you were taking it. But if you're all good and well, no hard feelings?

Why do you care? You both got what you want. It's not like I blame anyone for it. If you don't wanna come over that's fine. Doesn't bother me.

As if you haven't planned out some elaborate boys night. It would hurt you dearly.

Thing is I can just as easily have this boys night with someone else. Someone like Will. If you're gonna be a dick about things, Fred, I got options.

First off all, are we officially establishing that I am ahead of Will Graham on your friendly hierarchy? I want you to say it.

Friend hierarchy? You really want to play favorites, Fred? I think you'll be sorely disappointed.

Edited 2015-09-02 15:36 (UTC)

Nothing to find disappointing about being number one.

You're not number one. Boys nights are practically a daily occurrence for me and Will.

[Which may be a slight exaggeration but living with a dude opens up a lot of chances to watch trashy TV together!]

And you know how Will makes friends? He actually gives a shit.

Shame that goes only one way, isn't it? Does Will know?

I can't tell if you're more jealous of me or him. Who are you even trying to win over here?

This is why you're not the psychiatrist. It isn't jealousy, Jeff. Care to try again?

You're a sad, lonely man who takes enjoyment in trying to piss off others? Is there a psychiatric term for that other than 'loser'?

The DSM-V recognizes it as "Jeff Winger Syndrome", in fact.

Edited 2015-09-02 23:49 (UTC)

Hilarious. Look, asshole, are you coming or not?

I was thinking of bringing a white wine this time, or did you prefer red? I imagine Will Graham's household is already heavy on the scotch, so I'll keep to my stock surplus.

I can go for a white if it's good enough. Whatever goes with popcorn.

[That might be a joke. Hopefully. But seriously there will be popcorn.]

Duly noted. What time ought I arrive?

Whenever. I'm home all day. You got the address right? Oh and Chilton? Don't try and fuck around with my friendships like that again cause I will know and I will hurt you. If you wanna be manipulative trash in your own time that's fine, just don't try it with me. I like you. Don't ruin it.

You call me manipulative trash and say that you like me in the same text.

Friendship is so uniquely defined.

Friendship means I can call you that and mean it in a supportive way. I'm here to help you through your compulsive lying, buddy.

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